how fucking romantic! (segunda parte)

ahora si perras.
esto va para todos los ardidos, cínicos, despechados, etceterísima.
anti-lovesongs, if you will.
voy a tratar de subir su autoestima durante esto, queridos lectores. es como un post de autoayuda.
i will say fuck them a lot during this post. you've been warned.

PARTE 2 (romance is boring)

1) the spill canvas - all hail the heartbreaker

I had the notion that you'd make me forget the world

But your undecisive mind shows me that

You are just another girl

I had the feeling that those looks you gave me were real

So what if I ripped your heart apart at the seams?

Maybe then you'd know how I feel

esta es tan maravillosamente emo. historia clásica: sombody led you on, then changed their mind. fuck them, hay mas peces en el mar. excepto donde fue lo del derrame, estoy segura de que ahí ya no quedó mucho.

2) the drums - it will all end in tears.

i gave you everything, why did you kill my soul?
i don't feel sorry when you cry
i don't believe you when you lie
because your eyes are always saying goodbye

fuck this bitch. he/she is a liar and you were honest and loving and caring. you deserve better. you're the greatest human that ever lived.

3) belle & sebastian - i don't love anyone

Yeah if there’s one thing that I learned when I was still at school
is to be alone
Out in the street today the kids are playing, having fun
I pass them by I’m not a kid, no
I don’t love anyone

that's right, you don't love anyone, you don't love anything, you're a badass mofo.

what's that? no man is an island? fuck that! you ARE an island. you're fucking ibiza dude! ibiza is AWESOME.

4) bob dylan - it ain't me, babe

Go ’way from my window, leave at your own chosen speed

I’m not the one you want, babe. I’m not the one you need

You say you’re lookin’ for someone never weak but always strong

To protect you an’ defend you whether you are right or wrong

Someone to open each and every door

But it ain’t me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for.

ok, también hay veces que alguien esta tratando de interponerse entre tú y tu perfecta soltería y no es lo que tu quieres. en este caso, you sit that bitch down and make things clear for them. tienes que ser directo y decirle: look babe, you're alright and all, pero no soy lo que quieres. 'i'm a loner dottie, a rebel'. no me molestes. o puedes aprovechar que bob dylan ya hizo eso por ti y decirles que escuchen esta canción.

5) ryan adams - come pick me up

Come pick me up. Take me out. Fuck me up. Steal my records

Screw all my friends, behind my back, with a smile on your face

And then do it again.

I wish you would

pocas cosas expresan ardides/dolor como una armonica. that's the blues right there. este es un excelente ejemplo. esta canción es para cuando de verdad somebody fucks you over. pero vas a estar bien porque el/ella era una perra asquerosa. y luego vas a retarlo a que lo haga de nuevo, porque tu puedes con todo porque eres un verdadero CHAMP.

6) the academy is... - slow down

She said 'Alright, Alright, slow down!'
Oh no, oh no, we won't.
'Cause I regret every thing that I said
To ever make her feel like she was something special,
Or that she ever really mattered.
Or did she ever really matter?

pocas cosas en la vida producen más satisfacción que darte cuenta de que de verdad ya superaste algo/alguien. y da más satisfacción si puedes restregárselo en la cara. no es ardides, es condición humana.

7) the sounds - hope you're happy now

we dance to the same groove

but i've got the right moves

hope you're happy now but i'm not giving in
hope you're satisfied with your bullshit and your lies

es como, fuck everything, we're angry and we came to dance. la linea de synth es asesina.

8) say anything - about falling

and i don't really even care if i'm alone now

and i don't really give a damn about falling in love

es el tipo de conclusión a la que llegas usualmente a las 4 y media de la mañana, half-drunk y sin dinero. si te concentras lo suficiente se queda contigo hasta el siguiente día. si te concentras, se convierte en un mantra.

9) rilo kiley - paint's peeling

and i feel nothing, not sane

it's a hard day for dreaming again

and no, i'm not going back to the asshoes that made me a perfect display

of random acts of hoplesness

si jenny lewis escribiera una biblia, yo sería una persona religiosa. she's a fine woman, a FINE woman i tell you. pobre de los idiotas que le hagan algo, va a escribir una canción humillante para ellos. she's the perfect example of a CHAMP.

10) beyonce/pomplamoose - single ladies

if you liked it,

then you should've put a ring on it

WORD.

11) la roux - bulletproof

I'm not turned on to love until it's cheap   Been there done that messed around I'm having fun don't put me down I'll never let you sweep me off my feet   This time baby, I'll be bulletproof

no eres el tipo de persona que cae por lo mismo dos veces, ya aprendiste and now you just want to party. you tell them girl! (or dude).

12) los campesinos! - romance is boring

we are two ships that pass in the night

you and i, we are NOTHING alike

i, i am pleasure cruise

you have gone out to thrawl

return nets empty, nothing at all.

basicamente toda la discografía de lc! aplica para este tema, pero i mean ROMANCE IS BORING. best title ever ftw. and also, quite true. and fuck yeah, you're a pleasure cruise and bitches are dying to get on that shit.

13) the magic numbers - love's a game

Love is just a game, broken all the same

And I will get over you

Love is just a lie, happens all the time

Swear I know this much is true

you're damn right that's true. it's a game, and you are a winner, a CHAMP.
you're gonna be just fine.